Don't you, forget about me!

I have heard the phrase "You're so nice," so many times in my life in so many different variations; you don't even know.

You.
Don't.
Even.
Know.

So when I told a friend of mine that I could be mean he laughed in my face.

Seriously.
Straight up laughed in my face.
Which made me sad.
We're not talking much anymore.
Which makes me sad.

Anyway they say a bit of rebellion is healthy once in a while, right? However I don't know how to be rebellious. Other than what they show on t.v. And movies. Does anyone else have aspirations to be as "Don't-give-a-%$@#" as Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club? Just walk across a football field while the music is blared up and throw up your fist in a "Yeah take that football coaches. I walked across your field! How do you like me know?!" as the screen fades to the credits? No? Well that's just me then actually.

Long story short: In high school our football coaches were super douches. And that's putting it nicely.
Now whenever I walk across the football field; I dig my heel in a little deeper than I should and twist my foot into the dirt. I like to think that where ever they are; the coaches clutch their chest in pain or their football sense starts tingling.

Back to business: The fact that I want to be more rebellious just proves that I am in fact, not rebellious. I don't try new foods. I usually stay away from patterns with clothes. I avoid confrontation and certain people even. I know I need to break out of this routine I've put myself into. And by 'rebelling' I hope I can get to where I want to be. So I've decided I'm just going to wing it. Not put any thought into it at. all. Which is, in fact, very rebellious for me. And I'm serious about this too. I wrote a list about the topics for this post if that can tell you anything.

Crap, I'm thinking about how I'm going to wing it!
.....Still thinking...
Dang it!
May haps my thinking about my not thinking of rebellion is in fact a rebellion?

Guh. I think I just shorted out my brain.

So for me, and yourselves; go out and cause some 'mayhem'. Whatever is rebellious for you, do it. Slightly twist your foot on the football field. Listen to your music a little too loud. Step on that crack and potentially break your mother's back. Don't eat an apple for a day and meet a hot doctor, or The Doctor (give yourself a high five if you understand this reference). The possibilities are endless for some good healthy revolution of rebellion! (Just don't do anything illegal or stupid okay? I don't want to be sued for encouraging you guys to break free.)

*throws fist up*

See you later; alligators!